Conversation before coffee

KID ONE murmuring with his girlfriend MIJA. They are sitting at the dining room table with a light breakfast.

KID ONE
The main character. You know who it is, we both like him.

MIJA
I can’t picture him.

KID ONE
(calling out) Mom, can you look up the main character in Contagion?

Cut to MOM, sitting at a desk in front of a laptop

MOM
Sure. (She types in a few command into her laptop and IMDB appears on the computer screen.) Matt Damon?

KID ONE
Yes!

MIJA
Who?

KID ONE
Matt Damon. The dad. He was definitely the main character.

MIJA
I can’t picture him. There were a lot of main characters.

MOM
(looking at IMDB and calling out) Mitch Emhoff

KID ONE
No, definitely Matt Damon.

MOM
The character.

KID ONE
Oh, right.

MOM
Married to Gwenyth Paltrow

KID ONE
(with great surprise) REALLY?

MOM
In the movie

KID ONE
Oh.

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