Kid One was quite amused to see me standing in the kitchen this morning, staring intently at books piled on the counters while “Appalachian Spring” played on the iPod dock. He thought it would make a great scene from a movie – I’m hoping he was imagining a romantic comedy of some sort, although knowing him, more likely it was the prelude to a zombie invasion.
I was actually not auditioning for my son, though, I was trying my hand at book spine poetry, a concept introduced to me recently by Susan Bearman via Brain Pickings in honor of National Poetry Month. All you have to do is arrange a pile of books so that the titles say something poetic, profound, or perhaps preposterous. It would be a great party game if you had lots of books and a few nerdy friends.
This morning I decided to handicap myself by choosing only food fiction or food fact books. There’s a collection spilling around the kitchen; I thought it would be easy. But turns out a shelf of titles starting with “The” and ending in “Cookbook” is a bit limiting, and try as I might I couldn’t figure out how to put “The Widow Cliquot” together with “A Goose In Toulouse” and “The Nasty Bits” without cheating. Here’s the first one I came up with:
And then this more haiku-inspired poem:
Then I played around with this one:
Then Kid One got into it and trumped me. This may be more along the lines of a horror edition of book spine poetry, but I laughed. Really hard. See if you agree:
Excellent work, my dear. I’m proud to be your mother.
So now I know how to tie those titles together without cheating:
Thanks to Anthony Bourdain, Gabrielle Hamilton, and Gary Paul Nabhan for such descriptive titles!