Kitchen homonyms

Kitchen homonyms

Kid Two suggested I write a children’s book about kitchen homonyms just after I’d made an eyeball-rolling joke about needing to knead that evening’s pizza dough. How cool is that – at 13, he still thinks his mom is interesting and capable! Read the list then let me know if you want to work on it with me!

Mama Magic

My magic wand is eighteen inches long. A pewter mermaid-fairy perches on top of a thin stainless steel stem, hands held high above her head offering up a clear crystal marble. Knee-length hair winds around her body, and her wings – embossed with tiny pink and yellow crystal stars – fan out from her back. A miniature crystal bouquet hangs from her tail, which wraps around the stem. Read more . . .